What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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Who was the most powerful cat in China?

Chairman Miaow!

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.