The Rice-child was born.
They end up in a shallow grave.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Same middle name!
Maulbec
Mule-tide greetings.
Let's hang.
Ping pong.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
With rice.
Rice.
