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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready