What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice