Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!