Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.