Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side