Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.