Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why are pills white?

Because they work.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.