Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you