What do you call a stampede that runs i...

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Stampede Jokes More Stampede Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW