Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Who's there! Acis! Acis who?

Acis spades!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Doug Jokes More Doug Jokes

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.