Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends