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Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

Manor Jokes More Manor Jokes

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.