Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What do you call Robin Hood's mother?

Mother Hood.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What is the difference between Batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2