Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Manor Jokes More Manor Jokes

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!