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Rich People Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz