What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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Who tries to steal fool's gold?

A pyrite!

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.