What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.