What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.