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What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)