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What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time