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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Latvian Jokes More Latvian Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.