Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.