Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.