Korean Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

Vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What do you call a Korean with special needs?

Special K

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What do you call an angry Korean physicist?

A seoulenoid

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

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North Koreans have no Seoul.

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He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Because they lacked porpoises.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

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Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.