Korean Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.