Korean Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

Vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What do you call a Korean with special needs?

Special K

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What do you call an angry Korean physicist?

A seoulenoid

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You search for Fresh Prints.

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ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!