Korean Jokes

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.