Korean Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

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How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

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Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.