What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
They were pitted against each other
Because they have no pits.
Because of the "Pit"
The NBA.
It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.
If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from
Something punny.
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
In Tralfamadoloreans.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
They would have discovered Penicil(e)
They smuck
