What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
They were pitted against each other
Because they have no pits.
Because of the "Pit"
Because its two tyred
Don't stand so close to me.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
People got lit and turnt.
The owner calls Triple Eh.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Border Collie
A pit bull in a kindergarten
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Tinder
The truth is out there.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
They both have wet noses.
