George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte