George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.