Reflection Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a joke?

My life...

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Halloumi Jokes More Halloumi Jokes

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Hin Dsight Jokes More Hin Dsight Jokes

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin