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Reflection Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"