His reflection.
Halloumi!
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
All of them.
Their work is a reflection of themselves.
Reflection
A dreadivarius.
A football net!
My girlfriend
Hey forget about it
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
It was knotty.
Fred and George Weasley.
No WiFi...
A fish
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
An avalanche.
Because they are always reflecting.
Oh questions about the job No I'm good.
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."