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Halloumi Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Love

Love

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.