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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.