What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP