What do you call the pope after a drive...

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

Bout tree fiddy.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness