Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Holy Condom Jokes More Holy Condom Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Schizophrenic Jokes More Schizophrenic Jokes

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.