Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What is hail?

Hard boiled rain!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)