What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.