What did the tv get for Christmas?

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise