What did the tv get for Christmas?

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.