What did the tv get for Christmas?

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What did the tv get for Christmas?

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