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What did the tv get for Christmas?

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise