What did the tv get for Christmas?

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.