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What did the tv get for Christmas?

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What did the tv get for Christmas?

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.