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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia