What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What country do I live?

Iran

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!