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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!