Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Bigamy Jokes More Bigamy Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant