More than one mother-in-law.
Her clam smells like fish!
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
A small medium at large.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
Two mothers-in-law.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
White paint
A dead centipede.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Santa Jaws!
For setting up illegal shell companies!
He shellabrates!