More than one mother-in-law.
Two wives.
BYE-SON!
Because his mother was in a jam.
For setting up illegal shell companies!
He was shellfish.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
They don't have the right koalfications!
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A goldfish!
Forty feet of track - all straight!
You're nothing but a joke.
At whine o'clock.
Because the bus hit him.
