Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.