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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.