Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!