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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!