Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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I'll be Bach.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.