Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

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What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!