Woody Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Woody Harrelson Jokes More Woody Harrelson Jokes

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.