Woody Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES