Vladimir Gluten
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Laissez-fur!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Juan down, a million more to go.
Wife: As opposed to what
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
They're ape purists
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Visa or Mastercard?
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
3 in 1
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"
Walk in with $2 Million.
Carpet burn
Been wondering for years
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Out dated farming equipment.
You sand it!
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
