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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists