Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta