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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.