Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.