April Sale - 20% Off

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Previous Random Joke Next
Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.