Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists