What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium