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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!