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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!