One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Pubs
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!