One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
A tire!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
