Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.