Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!