Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!