Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.