Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.