Law Enforcement Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man get on his SAT's?

BBQ sause.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.