Law Enforcement Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!