Law Enforcement Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.