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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.