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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.