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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.