What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede