What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.