What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.