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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too