What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.