What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

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What's every cat's favorite song?

Three Blind Mice!

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.