What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What's every cat's favorite song?

Three Blind Mice!