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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.