What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.