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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed