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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed