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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Dustin.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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I plow both.

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Counterfitz

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Snow White's virginity.

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Daworfed

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.