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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*