What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.