What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them