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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.