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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!