Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUUUUUuU

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*