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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.