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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.