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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*