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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.