What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.