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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.