What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

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What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn