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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.