What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

Brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond