P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

In the MLA boxing ring

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!