P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think??)

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.