P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!