P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.