P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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M Jokes More M Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!