P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!