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What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: