Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.