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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '