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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.