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Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)