Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
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Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Takashawa.
Your calves.
The yakety-yaks!
The ounce
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
He was fed up with other people.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Ask them what a 3Ds is.
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
A mouse in a minefield!
Because he had an edible complex.
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
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