Gram Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

Charlie Sheen Jokes More Charlie Sheen Jokes

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What does grandma's crotch smell like?

Depends

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white