Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Tranquilized.
A saucer-er!
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
The roof.
The www.izard of Oz.