The roof.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
On the roof.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.