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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem