How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again