How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.