What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789