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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.