Because you never get a goodbuy from them
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
None. That's a hardware problem.
They needed a developer.
None, that's a hardware problem
None, its a hardware issue.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Development of a working match.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Now it would be for the prescriptions.
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Cat you understand!
None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
Characters.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers
Aight I'll calcu-lata