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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.