What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.