Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.