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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...