Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees