What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings