What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon