What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.