What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.